The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
Not sure how many youngsters will get #99. It made me laugh considering all the pain this exact thing had caused me pain in the past.
70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
Make sure you check out the extended lists as well.
This post was written with Dan in mind and who will definitely be coming up with his own.
h/t EO
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